(via La boite à web #5)
(via La boite à web #5)
You wont believe these insane makeup illusions
—Tomás Q. Morín, Poetry, December 2013
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ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
40 years old, and I still do this.
I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr
Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter
Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself
Did you recognize the master before the doctor did
Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?
Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character
NO OK YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I DIDN’T KNOW CATS FUCKING DID THIS I’VE HAD CATS MY WHOLE LIFE AND NEVER FUCKING SAW THIS UNTIL I TOOK HOME MY BIG, ORANGE DUMB CAT WHO HAD NEVER HAD TOYS BEFORE
SO I FUCKING GAVE HIM A TOY AND HE FLIPPED OUT AND COMPLETELY SPAZZED AND JUST FLOPPED OVER PANTING AND DROOLING AND NOT MOVING
I FUCKING CALLED THE EMERGENCY VET AT 10:30 AT NIGHT LOSING MY MIND AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME
My roommate and her big, dumb orange cat, everyone.
Artist Name: Biba Kosmerl
paul souders spent two weeks in the hudson bay looking for polar bears, but spotted only two. luckily, this one, photographed thirty miles offshore of churchill, manitoba, felt comfortable enough to get “very, very close. scary close,” as he put it. “i couldn’t believe i was doing something this crazy close. …i could hear her slow, regular breathing as she watched me below the surface, increasingly curious. it was very special.”
Saturday by Rebecca Black (feat. Dave Days)
and just like that, the queen has returned and dethroned all of our faves with one swift motion
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
this is really really sad….
this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes.
god, i love this
Deep sea squid - Histioteuthis sp. (by Gina Allnat)
When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I’m going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I’m going to look like a woman. I’m going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that’s normal. It’s not normal. I’m just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, “Nobody’s eating bread, I just had to finish everyone’s burgers”. I think it’s really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.